Round Two

Collector Rachel Southwood

Credentials Founding member of BFL

Presenting BFL collector's item 2 Pitcher and Piano, Corporation Street, Taunton, July the 8th, 2010. Lunchtime

BFL team mates Pippa Ward, Judes Kassapian and moi

Breakdown 2 large whites (Judes and me), 1 large rosé (Pips)

Extras Staff discount and large glasses for the price of small for small. 20% discount. Gossip, catch up. Young 'un tales

Carriages 2.20pm

Catchphrase "He was very athletic"

Ratings Drinks: 6 Laughs: 7 Food: Eating's cheating

Bonus points Judes missed a call from school asking her to bring her eldest's swimming stuff

Verdict Relatively tame, despite Pippa's insistence that we get on one

I AM Barred For Life

Collector Rachel Southwood

Credentials Publisher, Wedding Ideas magazine and founder of BFL

First BFL collector's item Mercure Hotel, Essen, Germany, July the 3rd 2010

BFL team mates David Morton, Rob Bevington (very nearly Beveridge, which would have been far more appropriate), Andy Jackson, Pippa Ward and moi

Breakdown 25 Jaeger Bombs (all of us), 21 gin and tonics (Pips and David), 10 beers (Rob), 5 wines (me) 4 Sambucas (pass)

Barzahlung? I don't know what that means

Extras Foreign footie shirts, perfect piano playing, bad bad jokes, laughter. No dancing, no falls

Ratings Drinks: 7 Laughs: 9 Food: 0 (we had none) De-railments: 5 Flakers: 1 (Andy, that's YOU) Overall experience: 10

Bonus Points Making a work trip and Germany FUN

Catchphrase What do you call...

Carriages 3.30am

Verdict Messy